You know why MS is doing what he’s doing everywhere in public? – Because his spouse won’t let him at home.
Maybe that’s why Cosmicus gets his planets from those far-away places – “Wipe that debris off your feet! How often have I told you to leave your work at the office! I should have listened to my mother when she warned me marrying a Destroyer of Worlds – always traveling, never home for anniversaries… I should have married that sleek Surfer-boy, the one with the shiny skin. I wonder what happened to him…”
GreasyOldTam over 6 years ago
MS: “IB, I think we’d work best if I were at the end of your fist.”
IB: “Suits me.” POW!!
Tigressy over 6 years ago
Won’t work – Cosmicus is male (afawk).
You know why MS is doing what he’s doing everywhere in public? – Because his spouse won’t let him at home.
Maybe that’s why Cosmicus gets his planets from those far-away places – “Wipe that debris off your feet! How often have I told you to leave your work at the office! I should have listened to my mother when she warned me marrying a Destroyer of Worlds – always traveling, never home for anniversaries… I should have married that sleek Surfer-boy, the one with the shiny skin. I wonder what happened to him…”
Tigressy over 6 years ago
Red shirt. ’nuff said.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Tell her what PMS means, Mansplainer.
MJKesquire over 6 years ago
Explain it to Brewster. He won’t understand it!!
Rev Phnk Ey over 6 years ago
Those are some panties Pam. Easily bunched, pinched and twisted.
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
“Today, Superhero “The ManSplainer” changed his name to “Toothless MumbleSplainer”…
kaffekup over 6 years ago
Don’t interrupt a man when he’s ’splaining!
gopher gofer over 6 years ago
mansplainers seem to be particularly enamored of go comics’ comments sections and the worst example of the breed is a woman…
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
Another recruit, the Manspreader, had to resign quickly after meeting Pam.