Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 02, 2009

Sherlock, that’s not a bad joke, but I don’t think it adds anything by having it be the Pope and a Cardinal. Mind you, I’m not OFFENDED by that, it just doesn’t seem relevant.

But it reminds me of this one:

A man is about to be knighted by the King, but is told he must first answer three questions, to see if he is a true gentleman. The King asks “One: What is a four letter word for ‘hooters’?”, and the man answers “Owls”. “Correct! What is a four letter word meaning ‘intercourse’?” “Talk.” “Correct! What is it that a man does on two legs, a dog does on three legs, and a woman does sitting down?” “Shakes hands.” “Correct again!”, says the King. “Well,” asks the man, “do I get to be a knight?” “I guess so,” was the response, “I got to be King, and I missed all three!”