Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 10, 2010

He’ll get you the real thing…

I like that Ugo.

Reminds me of headhunters I usually get.

What’s the matter Broomie - you can’t find the navy biffy on your own?

He looks more like a headshrinker to me.

How did Ugo get to be a partner?

What will Broomie do?

@Sisyphos you kiddin? He’s probably the one that started the company!

Maybe she’s here for someone of Ugo’s talents.

I’ll work for you Broomie. I’d get a charge out of it.

Head hunting without a license to kill will leave Ugo without a bond coverage.

If they’re hunting for Edith Head, I believe she passed away. You can find her fashions in many old movies, though.

Does Ugo have a twin brother …Igo…Iknew a guy in high school that was called Igo and had a twin in another class named Ugo…we couldn’t tell if he was coming or going as they couldn’t agree which twin was going.

Sisyphos, with Ugo on staff, they can offer a more diverse range of services for their clients: “For ALL your headhunting needs.” (Given the nature of Ugo’s presumed talents, perhaps ‘vertical disintegration’ would be an appropriate term: he gets rid of your unnecessary overhead. However, you might experience some decapitalization…)

How come no one’s asking how Broomie started up a company???

Joke 1: Everyone avoided the Ugo; that’s why they don’t make that car anymore.

Joke 2: That’s one creepy-looking ventriloquist act.

Take your pick.