Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 28, 2010

Not much better, boys….

They’re baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

Is this how Uncle Miltie got his start???

About as smart as the average gang of gag-writers, I’d say! But, never trust a squirrel–they have their own agenda!

That’s amazing. All the squirrels are left-handed.

I think they’re all nuts.

Yeah, they all fell out of the same tree, and not very far from it either.

MONTANA LADY Uncle Miltie had jokes written? I thought he stole them all, the older the better.

You get what you pay for.

Hey, don’t forget that the correct spelling is squrrrl or skwrrl (as preferred).

Better not hire chickens either, Broomie. I heard they’re tied of working for a poultry sum!

Llewellenbruce: Shouldn’t that be left pawed? Anybody want any, I got ‘em by the jillion in my neighborhood. We’re like Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd over the bird feeder.

How about, “They work for nuts!”