Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 13, 2010

Things we’ve often suspected…

Hey, our food hasn’t killed anybody in at least a week!

And that “A” on the door frame stands for “Awful”….!!!!

And stinky Johnny Depp is your chef…

take away 3 stars for that…

Run, don’t walk, out of that place’s door!

He must be bribing the health inspector.

I’ll give it…uhhh, –are negative-stars allowed?

Best thing on the menu is antacid tablets along with a side of anti-nausea pills.

How did he manage to get the 4 stars?

Well, never in my 1500 years have I smelled such a delightful aroma.

Who knows? Maybe the food is really, really good.

It’s sometimes said “The better the reastaurant, the messier the kitchen”, but it’s unusual for that level of disarray to extend to the serving area.

(It’s similar to the Army axiom “A platoon that’s effective in the field looks terrible on the Parade Ground, and vice versa.”)

Actually, the dump is a much more appetizing place than that restaurant.

In real life, the nastiest business place I’ve ever seen is the local Magruder’s grocery store. Even the rats won’t go near it.

When Reggie Jackson was playing for the Yankees, he once told his teammates that he had in IQ of 160. Mickey Rivers asked if that was out of 1000.

No, that should be four stares.

Gerty from Gasoline Alley bakes the pies!