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The elves in Christmas Story had to physically kick Ralphie down the slide to get rid of him. The fancy gadgets they have nowadays remove the human touch!
margueritem about 14 years ago
OUCH!
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
Never thought I’d see Broomie get zapped.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
When Santa says time’s up, he means TIME’S UP!!!
Dkram about 14 years ago
A switch for the witch. (Shocking I’d say.)
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wicky about 14 years ago
A jolt for a dolt.
linsonl about 14 years ago
I should’n’have read those last two without another cup of coffee!
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
If there was an elf with a taser for all us greedy whelps, no one would have an unfried tush.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
For once, someone will actually want new underwear for Christmas.
mjpankr about 14 years ago
The elves in Christmas Story had to physically kick Ralphie down the slide to get rid of him. The fancy gadgets they have nowadays remove the human touch!
taker48 about 14 years ago
Your time’s up, my time is NOW!
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
Remember, kids, naughty children get turned into charcoal!