Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 14, 2011

You won’t be laughing when you find out you needa bi-pass Broomie.

What you can’t count, can’t hurt you? At least Broomie is happy. And, need I point out, she’s lasted 1500 years and is still going strong.

All the flavor’s in the fat anyway. (Allegedly.)

Yesterday, SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED suggested BurgerDoodle. Having not darkened their entrance in 30 years, I suggested the Hippie Health House. All was good till SHE pointed out the 600 calories in blue cheese dressing.

I used to eat burgers like that, piled on with everything but the vegetable garden and the cheese. Those were the days.

I love name of that place: burger dump. Dump everything on it but the vegetable garden and the cheese please and top it off with mustard and double pickle please.

I hope it was diet tea.

mmmmm, now I’m getting hungry!

Is the fine establishment, “The Burger Dump” a reference to its culinary delights or rather things to come?

That’s one way to look at it. :-)

I never eat fast food. I cook up wonders in my kitchen, and then have leftovers to take to work which are the envy of everyone around me.

Apparently, Gaylord is unaware that Broomie once out-gluttoned Henry VIII, just to win a bet.