He probably will want another one tomorrow Nerwin.
MARG! They said on the news last night thatyour state currently has the cheapest gas pricesin the country. That should make you feel good.They said Illinois had the highest. Isn’t that whereyou used to live?
Illinois, where I live: most corrupt & most high taxes & most high gas prices. One should not think they aren’t related. Sigh!…………………………………………………………Morty is likely to develop an instant ulcer. As in fairy tales of yore, bad boy comes to bad end.
At one former place of work, we had a problem with lunch theft until I got creative: one “mutt-loaf” (canned dog food, reshaped) sandwich, with chocolate flavored laxative chunk cookies for dessert. The next day, I borrowed a can of “tuna salad” from my cat, and threw it in a bag with a smoothie that was once a “chunky.” (I let the milk spoil, then ran it through a blender with some old canned fruit). We never had another stolen lunch at the office, but we all knew who the thief was – look for the coworker who spent half a shift in the restroom!
I worked at a place where a man would steal lunches and one woman asked me how she could stop it and I told her to put ex-lax in her sandwiches, she did and after a day running to the bathroom the theif stopped stealing lunches
Rakkav over 12 years ago
And what if he does?
margueritem over 12 years ago
Love it!
Good morning, LB. It was 102.9 here today.
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
He probably will want another one tomorrow Nerwin.
MARG! They said on the news last night thatyour state currently has the cheapest gas pricesin the country. That should make you feel good.They said Illinois had the highest. Isn’t that whereyou used to live?
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Illinois, where I live: most corrupt & most high taxes & most high gas prices. One should not think they aren’t related. Sigh!…………………………………………………………Morty is likely to develop an instant ulcer. As in fairy tales of yore, bad boy comes to bad end.
Xara_SC over 12 years ago
yummi! I love hot sandwiches. goat cheese and cream cheese with horseradish are always in my fridge.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Good job Broomie
cdward over 12 years ago
He needed to make a Wasabi and onion sandwich.
stripseeker over 12 years ago
@Sisyphos
Please don’t feel that corruption is endemic to the state of Illinois. In 21st century America, corruption is the king to be worshipped.
abbatis over 12 years ago
At one former place of work, we had a problem with lunch theft until I got creative: one “mutt-loaf” (canned dog food, reshaped) sandwich, with chocolate flavored laxative chunk cookies for dessert. The next day, I borrowed a can of “tuna salad” from my cat, and threw it in a bag with a smoothie that was once a “chunky.” (I let the milk spoil, then ran it through a blender with some old canned fruit). We never had another stolen lunch at the office, but we all knew who the thief was – look for the coworker who spent half a shift in the restroom!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Actually, that sandwich sounds good to me.
kaecispopX over 12 years ago
Let me guess, the bread was fresh ghost pepper loaf.
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
@ abbatis…GOOD ONE !!!
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
should’ve been limberger
bjballard1 over 12 years ago
@Abbatis—Haven’t had that problem at work (a church) but I like your solution!
pawpawbear over 12 years ago
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Add scotch bonnet peppers…and watchout!
Studakas over 12 years ago
I worked at a place where a man would steal lunches and one woman asked me how she could stop it and I told her to put ex-lax in her sandwiches, she did and after a day running to the bathroom the theif stopped stealing lunches