I had the same trouble for 25 years working for the U.S. Postal Service. Just because I was (am) disgruntled, no one wanted to be near me, much less my friend.
Just look at the number of fashion accessories on display. Alligator shoes, bunny slippers, a tail for your hat. Use the down from the bird for your pillow. Broomie on the other hand….
There was this story about a blind guy walking down the sidewalk in Florida..tapping his cane along..A 10 foot alligator had just rolled up out of a nearby canal and parked hisself smack dag in the middle of the sidewalk..Blind guy came up on him and tapped his cane right on the gators snout..He stepped over the gator and muttered..“Nice doggy.”
Never smile at a crocodileNo, you can’t get friendly with a crocodileDon’t be taken in by his welcome grinHe’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin.
WillardMBaker over 11 years ago
I had the same trouble for 25 years working for the U.S. Postal Service. Just because I was (am) disgruntled, no one wanted to be near me, much less my friend.
sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Just look at the number of fashion accessories on display. Alligator shoes, bunny slippers, a tail for your hat. Use the down from the bird for your pillow. Broomie on the other hand….
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Alligator: “Every time I try to make friends, they become food!”
RalphZIggy over 11 years ago
An hideous ugly green-skinned creature, leaning on a crocodile.
boldyuma over 11 years ago
There was this story about a blind guy walking down the sidewalk in Florida..tapping his cane along..A 10 foot alligator had just rolled up out of a nearby canal and parked hisself smack dag in the middle of the sidewalk..Blind guy came up on him and tapped his cane right on the gators snout..He stepped over the gator and muttered..“Nice doggy.”
Robeykr over 11 years ago
Never smile at a crocodileNo, you can’t get friendly with a crocodileDon’t be taken in by his welcome grinHe’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin.