1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow!3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like … Wyoming.4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn’t mind putting that thing away.8. Philosophical: You know. It’s not the size of a nose that’s important. It’s what’s in it that matters.9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.10. Commercial: Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head? The orchestra keeps changing tempo.12. Melodic: Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?14. Complementary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?16. Obscure: Oh, I’d hate to see the grindstone.17. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?18. French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He?21. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!23. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee… in Brazil. 24. Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.25. Dirty: Your name wouldn’t be Dick, would it?
minespatch over 10 years ago
What spell will she use to get it to grow back?
ladykat over 10 years ago
Ooopsie
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
Looks more like a watermellon.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Which Pinocchio is Witch?
westny77 over 10 years ago
Irwin dude Hilda babe is going to hold this over you head.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
From the movie “Roxanne,” starring Steve Martin.
1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow!3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like … Wyoming.4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn’t mind putting that thing away.8. Philosophical: You know. It’s not the size of a nose that’s important. It’s what’s in it that matters.9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.10. Commercial: Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head? The orchestra keeps changing tempo.12. Melodic: Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?14. Complementary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?16. Obscure: Oh, I’d hate to see the grindstone.17. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?18. French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He?21. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!23. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee… in Brazil. 24. Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.25. Dirty: Your name wouldn’t be Dick, would it?
Reality,really? over 10 years ago
Where’s madam pomphrey when you need her