Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 17, 2014

  1. Minespatch
    minespatch  over 10 years ago

    What spell will she use to get it to grow back?

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    ladykat  over 10 years ago

    Ooopsie

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    GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Looks more like a watermellon.

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Which Pinocchio is Witch?

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    westny77  over 10 years ago

    Irwin dude Hilda babe is going to hold this over you head.

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    From the movie “Roxanne,” starring Steve Martin.

    1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow!3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like … Wyoming.4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn’t mind putting that thing away.8. Philosophical: You know. It’s not the size of a nose that’s important. It’s what’s in it that matters.9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.10. Commercial: Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head? The orchestra keeps changing tempo.12. Melodic: Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?14. Complementary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?16. Obscure: Oh, I’d hate to see the grindstone.17. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?18. French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He?21. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!23. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee… in Brazil. 24. Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.25. Dirty: Your name wouldn’t be Dick, would it?

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    Reality,really?  over 10 years ago

    Where’s madam pomphrey when you need her

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