Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 15, 2017

Aye sure and Russell’s gonna get another nasty note from the ASPCA on the care and feeding of Sharks?

using the same scenario, although it won’t be pleasant, She will make a remarkable, immediate recovery from whatever the shark does because in cartoon world, nobody dies and injuries merely last a few seconds

That is not how Wile. E Coyote does it. He walks off the cliff and hangs there until he looks down. He then falls.

Zap it, Broomie! Shark fritters!

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those familiar with Willy E. Coyote may think that there is no shark, and just a floating single fin that you can pick up with your hand

But what were you trying to do to whom, Broom-Hilda, that’s backfiring on you? That’s the way it works with Wile E.

Yes. This will end badly for the shark! A ZAP while in water will be extra painful!

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That shark is gonna jump out of the water yelping like a whipped pup!

She is a witch. Witches never die. They fly around forever.

Gravity is a bummer. You’ll just have to sweet-talk that shark, my little green diver!

It doesn’t end well for the the shark as Ole Broomie is toxic bait.