Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 20, 2018

Well, I’m good to go. I have my fair share!

1450 years ago, Broomie invented Pickling!

I’ll have to save this comic.

Love the line from Woody Allen’s ‘Sleepers’ when they tell him everything we thought was bad for us in the 1970s actually prolongs life.

There was a Paul Harvey’s The Rest of the Story about a fellow whose body had been preserved by being ………smoked!

There was a reporter walking down the street one day looking for a story. He sees this “old” woman sitting on a stoop and asked her what her “secret” to her longevity was. She said that had she drank a quart of booze and smoked six cigars every day since she was fourteen. Totally surprised by her answer, he just had to ask her age…..22 was the answer.

I told my family that I have eaten so many preservatives that they will save money when I do die – as the funeral home will not have to embalm me!!!I like Broomie have discovered how to live a long life. I like Broomie have been treated the same when trying to ‘share’ my secrets “BANNED DUE TO CONTENT”. Oh well. We will just have to use another social platform other than Twitter, Youtube, Facebook, Reddit etc. Maybe we can just become one of those awesome ‘click bait’ ads!!

Helped me get to 77. Only 1423 years to go!

Another take on an old George Burns joke.

How dare you try to censor our outspoken little green tattle-tale?!