My niece and nephew would tell me what they wanted for their made-up bedtime story. Unicorns, dragons, and strawberry shortcake. You got it. Later in life, they realized that most people couldn’t do something like that. Nothing like having a professional novelist as an aunt.
Broomie – it doesn’t require cutting your arm off, just a theatrical prop. Use a little magic maybe? If not to conjure up the hook, then, just to zap Nerwin….
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sheesh!
taxidancer almost 5 years ago
“Don’t tell me I don’t love you, I’ll break every bone in your body”—W.C.Fields
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Just zap him to sleep and get it over with!
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
1500 year-old hooker? :-o
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
She has magic powers….wake up BROOMY! get with it!
colcam almost 5 years ago
Somehow I think I know that kid.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
Put him on the coat hook and continue with the story.
mauser7 almost 5 years ago
Keep that up and your get a hook… a left hook to the side of you head!
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
My niece and nephew would tell me what they wanted for their made-up bedtime story. Unicorns, dragons, and strawberry shortcake. You got it. Later in life, they realized that most people couldn’t do something like that. Nothing like having a professional novelist as an aunt.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Uhh.. the little brat distinctively said, “I want a Hook”, oblige and get the saw and a small hook to put on his stump.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
It’s time for some tough love.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
You want realism, Nerwin? Okay. You are walking the plank!
fix-n-fly almost 5 years ago
Broomie – it doesn’t require cutting your arm off, just a theatrical prop. Use a little magic maybe? If not to conjure up the hook, then, just to zap Nerwin….