Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 22, 2021

Couldn’t you just zap them away?

Wishful thinking, Broomie. We all know you’re not good at de-tail work, either.

I suggest putting in a requisition at "Loose Parts’ for either a flying monkey tail a flying pig tail.

sitting on a cactus, then standing in the forest, then back on the cactus… recycling drawings?

Baths work well.

You think you’d be any better at operating a tail that you can’t even see?

Wouldn’t that tail be pierced by the cactus you’re flopped on?

I wonder why she is attracting flies…….oh, the…..!

Washing your undies occasionally would help the fly problem

Broomie, you’re a witch. Cast a spell giving you a tail…

Is it me or is Broomy getting senile? After all she is 5000 years old. Maybe it is finally catching up to her?

What makes you think you can operate a tail.

If you can’t operate a fly swatter, Broomie, you probably wouldn’t be able to operate a tail, either….