Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 20, 2021

I donated an organ…a Wurlitzer.

The Smithsonian??

I’m pretty attached to my organ…….. ;-)

I wouldn’t mind taking on organs that can live 1500 years! Who knows how much mileage they may get in a new body?

Now what was that joke about a woman with a chipped tooth?

That or Mel Brooks’s 2000-year old man…

Is Broomie even human? That green color can’t possibly be a sign of health if she is.

I have to say since she has organs that can last 1500 years they must be pretty exceptional. No reason they can’t last another 1500.

Who would even want her 1,500 year-old piano???

In reality, my organ donor form includes my pieces-parts being used for research. I think a lot of researches would like to take a gander at Hilda’s 1,500 year old organs.

It doesn’t matter, doesn’t appear she’s gonna kick the bucket anytime soon.

Ya see? Your organ is always good enough for someone.

Signed up? Where, Broomie? On your Driver’s License? On your (should be revoked) Broom Pilot’s License? Inquisitive readers are curious to know these offstage details….