Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 07, 2022

No matter what you call them, they’ll still bite you.

A mutt by any other name

That’s like “domestic engineer” replacing “housewife”.

Is there a euphemism for euphemism?

And he’s bad, bad Leroy Brown

The baddest man in the whole damn town

Badder than old King Kong

And meaner than an environmental protection specialist…

Looks more like a wild boar to me.

It does sound like a step up.However, the pay and the work environment are still the same…..

EPSAD dogs, are quite mean…

How about Security Specialist, Retired Automotive Division?

“He was badder than old King Kong and meaner than an environmental protection specialist” Naw, just ain’t the same.

I guess you can he protects the environment with his land mines.

My dog is a food processing and distribution specialist.

Everybody is upgrading their titles. This makes them feel more satisfied with themselves, for better or for worse….