Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 24, 2022

Nice shoe

Wonder if she’ll next zap it into pieces.

What’s the lifting capacity of your broom? Will it come when you call it?

Broomie, where were you when Eliot Ness needed you??

She could have zapped Al Capone.

Now for the cement shoes and then the mob boss for sending the goons.

Sorry, boys, she was faster on the draw than you were!

Whoa, this one had a dark element to it – what did she do to have La Cosa Nostra out to make her “sleep with the fishes”? ;-)

And – as we saw with the stories out of Lake Mead recently, you DON’T drop your hits too close to shore. The one they found in the barrel was once pretty deep and quite a ways off shore. So come on… right off the dock??

Having grown up near that area, those recent discoveries are not all that surprising… just interesting now.

Broomy hates fish so she zapped it in the bud…….er. Pier….

Now to work on this concrete….

Why did they lower their guns before she zapped them?

“Fingers” Hilda…

How’d they get her feet in cement in the first place without getting zapped. She must be as heavy a sleeper as Frank Burns of MASH fame.

Good to see the zapper still works, now she has to work on the timing.

And they thought she wasn’t armed.

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But then the dock at the end breaks……and she goes in.

You still have to get rid of those cement overshoes, Broomster. Be careful not to zap your own feet!

Hahahahahahaha!