Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 11, 2022

Women and children

Wonderful trees, two hilarious potted cactuses with hats, and a spectacular title panel. Nobody does it better than Russell Myers.

Make it a double cheeseburger, a jumbo order of fries, and a mega-Coke.

Tell Nerwin “Life is fair.” That way when someone sometime says to him “nobody said ‘life is fair’”, he can say “actually…”

I once went to work at a bakery to learn how to be a good roll model.

If Nerwin’s game was the first game, then this could be a good thing. If you must lose a game, lose the first one. Then you’ll know what needs to be fixed.

Knowing how Nerwin plays, Broomie should’ve known the odds were against her.

I never worried about the score when I played. “I” won or loss every time the play came to me. I wanted the team to win, but more than that I wanted to contribute to the team. If I played well, it didn’t matter what the rest of the team did.

“You bet against me, Uncle Ga​ylord?”

“Well, I, uh… um, you see… I was hungry!”

Remember parents mantra, ‘Do as I say, not as I do’.

Good point lad.

Oh, Broomie! For shame! Don’t be a hypocrite; just pay up the cheeseburger you owe G@ylord…..