Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 18, 2023

Better go put some bactine on that burn.

Too big for what purpose? Getting chosen as Miss American Witch? Yeah, probably. Having a part time job sitting on suitcases to make room for just one more tee shirt bought on vacation? She’s just right for that.

Broomie’s zapper should be confiscated as a dangerous weapon.

Way too big, almost as big as your temper and sense of entitlement

He likes big cabooses, and he cannot lie.

For me she looks just fine. And to whom would such a lovely old witch compare to anyway?

As Al Bundy once so wisely said on “Married … With Children” … “Ladies, don’t ask us if your dress makes you look fat, we hate that. Besides, it’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the FAT that makes you look fat!”

Did her caboose just explode?

Compared to her front, like mine, her caboose is just fine.

’’needs its own zip code"

It follows you out 10 minutes after you leave…

I didn’t think there was such a thing as too big a caboose these days, unfortunately. Women keep adding fillers to the point they look grotesque and I don’t know how they sit in chairs comfortably.

Well G@ylord, you should remember the refrain from a golden oldie………..

Silence is golden

But my eyes still see

Silence is golden, golden

But my eyes still see

I’ve seen bigger cabooses at WalMart.

You don’t need to be 1500 to know to answer “No” any time a woman asks that!

she sure been holding back the “Zap” since a while…

Give G@ylord a break, you put him in a no-win situation. You asked the question you knew you wouldn’t like the answer to.

His goose got fried…

Her caboose needs its own engine. yip yip yip yip yip

“He who hesitates is lost”; or worse, zapped!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!