So she is going to be Bowerick Wowbagger, but instead of insulting people will irritate them. (probably needs to do more than one a day or invent time travel)
From hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, Bowerick Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was a being who became immortal after an accident with a few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator. After a period of total boredom, especially on Sunday afternoons, he decided to insult everyone in the entire universe in alphabetical order.
So she is going to be Bowerick Wowbagger, but instead of insulting people will irritate them. (probably needs to do more than one a day or invent time travel)
From hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, Bowerick Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was a being who became immortal after an accident with a few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator. After a period of total boredom, especially on Sunday afternoons, he decided to insult everyone in the entire universe in alphabetical order.