A bunch of pinatas are in a field. A cowboy comes by with a lasso. The pinatas go to a factory where they are gutted. Their guts are sold as, "Natural candy."
This is like that “gourmet” coffee that has been pooped out of some little animal’s body on (I think) Madagascar. Real stuff. I’m not kidding; google it.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 11 years ago
At least they are free range.
orinoco womble about 11 years ago
This is like that “gourmet” coffee that has been pooped out of some little animal’s body on (I think) Madagascar. Real stuff. I’m not kidding; google it.
oldmanbob about 11 years ago
Somewhere must the candies came from. What did you think? They don’t grow on trees.
joe piglet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Were is the slaughter stick.
Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago
At least these piñatas are killed humanely and not hung and beaten to death.
Redhead55 about 11 years ago
Oh, that’s just wrong. Tasty . . . but wrong.
uniquename about 11 years ago
Either it’s this or the come out the other end.
Tsukuyomi about 11 years ago
I can’t resist organic candy
Masterius about 11 years ago
Candy so good you can’t beat it with a stick!
Ambydextrous about 11 years ago
Candy IS organic people. It’s made out of sugar.