Buni by Ryan Pagelow for November 26, 2014
November 24, 2014
November 28, 2014
Transcript:
Buni see's a truck drive by with three turkeys in it, kidnapping a farmer, and wielding an axe as the barn behind them burns down.
The driver and three passengers were found dead in the flaming wreckage of a pickup truck that hit a bridge support. The driver and two of the passengers, though dead, are considered to be in good condition, with crispy golden brown skin. They are moist and tender and being served with a dry white wine, yams and a green bean casserole.