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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 23, 1986
February 22, 1986
February 24, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Hey Mom, can I drive now? Mom: No. Calvin: How about now? Mom: Oh no! Oh you stupid car! What's wrong with you now?!? Calvin: That's it, Mom! Go ahead and swear! We don't mind! Mom: Calvin, be quiet! Calvin: Want Hobbes and me to go get help? Mom: You stay where you are. I'll look under the hood. Calvin: Kick the car, Mom! It works on the TV! Look at all these cars going by. Nobody's stopping to help. Hobbes: Let's blow the horn! Maybe someone will come. Car horn: Beeeeep! Beep! Beep! Mom: Aaugh! Calvin/Hobbes: Hoorayy!! Someone stopped! We're heroes!! Man: Want me to call a tow truck, lady? Mom: First call the police and report an infanticide.
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