Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 30, 1986
Transcript:
Hobbes: Did you ask your Mom if you could jump off the roof? Calvin: Questions I know the answer to I don't need to ask, right? Hobbes: Is this blanket big enough? Calvin: Perfect! See, I'll just grab all the corners and made a parachute! You can watch as I float to the ground, gently as a leaf! Geronimo!! Crunch Hobbes: His Mom's going to have a fit about those rose bushes.
He floated as gently as a thorn…