Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 03, 1986

Transcript:

Calvin: Hobbes. What should I do when Moe comes to beat me up in gym class? Hobbes: Well, you can always do what we tigers do when a rhino charges. Calvin: What's that? Hobbes: We scramble like maniacs for the nearest tree. Calvin: That's your advice?? To sit in a tree all day?!? Hobbes: It doesn't impress the girls, of course, but there's no sense in impressing them and then getting killed, my dad used to say...