Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 04, 1986
June 03, 1986
June 05, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Hobbes, I need your help. That bully Moe keeps pushing me around. ...So I want you to come to school and eat him, Ok? Hobbes: Eat him? Calvin: Sure! Tigers eat people all the time! Hobbes: What if the careteria ladies won't let me use the oven?
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TheSoCalledExpert over 14 years ago
LOL Hobbes doesn’t want to eat Moe, but would have no problem putting him into an oven.
If you’re gonna put a kid in the oven, you might as well eat him. I mean, it can’t get much worse for the kid.
AlwaysNever over 14 years ago
he means if he was to eat the child, he would want it cooked!
yeahiknow over 14 years ago
Expertise fail.
Thorinca almost 14 years ago
… I’ll just bet that if he DID eat Moe, he’d taste “really nasty” …
insidethenfl over 13 years ago
Cough, cough, eat the kid, cough
yow4zip Premium Member over 13 years ago
Glazed Moe.
bmonk over 13 years ago
I’d bet he’d want to wash him first too.
bluram over 8 years ago
You’re not going to let a couple cafeteria ladies deprive you of a meal are you? Think of your reputation.
Really over 6 years ago
On come on! You ate tommy chestnut but you can’t eat moe!?!?