Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 15, 1986
June 14, 1986
June 16, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: We should make Dad a Father's Day card. Hobbes: Okay, I'll draw a picture of him on it. Calvin: Hmm..make his mouth bigger. He usually looks angrier than that.. Good morning, Dad! Happy Father's Day! Dad: Mmf, godmrg. Calvin: In appreciation of your service as Dad, today I am living according to the principles of your fatherly wisdom. Dad: Calvin, what time is...five in the morning?! Calvin: Yes, "Early to bed, early to rise", you always say...I was going to buy you a nice present, but "A penny saved is a penny earned." As you say...so I'm now earning 6% on the money I didn't spend. Yes, Dad, thanks to you, I'm a happier, better person. Mom: Good work, Socrates. Dad: I knew we'd made a mistake the minute, I saw that little bologna loaf in the hospital bassinet.
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yeahiknow over 14 years ago
Wisdom is such a good virtue…
ard1984 over 13 years ago
Oh, the hypocrisy…
yow4zip Premium Member over 13 years ago
That’s Bologna!!
bmonk over 13 years ago
By the time you realized your mistake, they are usually well on the way to having mistakes of their own…
Lestibournes over 11 years ago
How exactly is he earning 6% on the money he didn’t spend? How did he invest it?
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
hahaha! sweet revege for calvin!!!
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
hahaha! sweet revenge for calvin!!!
siidheart almost 10 years ago
I dint get this one… when his dad says “bologna loaf”… is he actually referring to calvin? What mistake?
GAT17 almost 10 years ago
Lesti: Good interest rates from a bygone time. I was earning over 5% interest on my Certificate of Deposit circa 2006 or there abouts.
Thank the Fed.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 5 years ago
If Dad hadn’t yelled, Mom.might have been able to continue sleeping
Talax over 5 years ago
You can tell its an old one even without the date posted. Calvin had a triangular mouth in old ones.
Emoji Of Lightning over 4 years ago
What a Perfect father (Note, when I say that it is SARCASM)
Me2times. about 4 years ago
Character being built here
The great papyrus almost 4 years ago
Wow
The great papyrus almost 4 years ago
Bologna loaf
The great papyrus almost 4 years ago
I thought more like a roll of deli meat with some bread crumbs sprinkled over it
The great papyrus almost 4 years ago
The more you learn ….
The great papyrus almost 4 years ago
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ElJorro about 1 year ago
Be careful what you wish for!