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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 24, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: This water is freezing! I'm going to go into shock and drown, I just know it. I bet the lifeguard is involved in some insurance scam and she's going to let us all drown like rats! Oh no! Oh no! Rosalyn: Ok, first we're going to learn the "Deadman's float." Calvin: Mom!! Helpp! Helpp! Rosalyn: What I put up with to pay for college...
Sometimes, imagination isn’t the best thing. Like with a communist life guard.