Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 13, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Tomorrow we're going to discuss "current events" in school. Each of us had to find a newspaper article, read it to the class, and explain it. Hobbes: What article did you choose? Calvin: This one. Hobbes: "Space alien weds two-headed Elvis clone." Calvin: Actually, there's not much left to explain.
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!