Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 03, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Mom's not feeling well. So I'm making her a "get well" card. Hobbes: That's thoughtful of you. Calvin: See, on the front it says, "Get well soon." And on the inside is says, "Because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry." "Love, Calvin." Want to sign it? Hobbes: Sure, I'm hungry too.
Little kids are selfish, like cats—and haven’t learned how to disguise it yet.