Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 17, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: This ouija board knows all and tells all. Hobbes: What should we ask it? Calvin: Let's ask it which one of us is smarter. Hobbes: Ok, go ahead. Calvin: Oh great ouija board. Who is smarter, Calvin or Hobbes? Hobbes: Quit resisting, you! It's heading for the "H"! Calvin: Ha! It's obviously trying to (mmf) go to "C," you cheater!
When my mother was 13, she asked a Ouija board what the initials of her husband would be. It told her FSB. Those are my dad’s initials. Totally 100% true.