Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 13, 1987

Transcript:

Susie: *sniff* That stupid Calvin. Why does he call me names for no reason? It's just mean. I wish I had a hundred friends. Then I wouldn't care. I'd say, "Who needs you, Calvin? I've got a hundred other friends!" Then my hundred friends and I would go do something fun, and leave Calvin all alone! Ha! ...And as long as I'm dreaming, I'd like a pony.