Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 18, 1987

Transcript:

Hobbes: Should I or shouldn't I? Too late! I did. Wap! Calvin: Did you throw a snowball at me?! Hobbes: Me? A snowball? Did someone throw a snowball at you? Calvin: Oh, don't play innocent with me, you liar! I know you threw that! Hobbes: Call me a liar, will you? Well, it takes one to know one, Mr. Tapioca head! Calvin: Oooh! An insult! I've been maligned! I'll never speak to you again! Hobbes: Hmph. Promises, promises! Calvin: Oh yeah? Thbbth bpthh! Hobbes: Yeah! Thbth bbptb! Calvin and Hobbes: Thbpp thbbth! Bpth! Calvin: This is you: aggle aggle aggle! Hobbes: This is you: Aauuauuauaa! Calvin: Oh yeah? This is you: Gakka wakka wakka! Hobbes: Well, you go like this: Duhh dahh dahh duhh! Mom: Calvin, time to come in! Calvin: Leave it to Mom to interrupt our repartee. Hobbes: ...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason too.....