Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 01, 1987

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Mom: Your Dad's working, so try not to bother him, ok? Calvin: Dad, I have a question. Dad: Yes? Calvin: Do people ever spontaneously combust? Dad: Uh, not that I know of, no. Calvin: That's a relief. Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome. POW!!! Calvin: Did I fool you? Dad: If you're having trouble thinking of ways to make yourself useful, I'll give you some suggestions.