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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 15, 1987
Transcript:
Hobbes: Go way back. I'm really gonna belt this. Keep going, keep going. I said way back! Keep going! Calvin: That dummy, he can't kick it this far. Boot! Whump! What're ya doin? I'm ten yards from the goal line! Aren't you gonna try to catch me?!? I could crawl on my hands and knees to make a touchdown before you'd ever get me from back there! What's the matter with you??? Ooops. Hobbes: Do you want to keep trying for the last two yards, or just give me the ball, now? Calvin: I call a ten year time out to grow some more.
The real question is: If Calvin hadn’t stopped to heckle Hobbes, would he have been able to reach the end zone?
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If he were lucky, he’d have been close enough that Hobbes’ collision would have pushed him over the line.
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For those who doubt Hobbes’ life—what do they make of this episode? Calvin is tripping over his own feet? He is tackling himself?