Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 03, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: The planet Mercury was named after a roman god with winged feet. Mercury was the god of flowers and boquets, which is why today he is a registered trademark of FTD florists. Why they named a planet after this guy, I can't imagine. ...Um...back to you Susie.
flowers and winged feet?! he has been watching too much tv.