Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 14, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin as pterodactyl: There! Now we're both transmogrified. We're even! Hobbes as duck: Even?? We would be even only if turning a tiger into a duck was an improvement. Calvin as pterodactyl: This wasn't at all what I had in mind when I asked you to transmogrify me into a pterodactyl. Pterodactyls are big! Hobbes as duck: So you turned me into a duck. Is that it? Calvin as pterodactyl: Fair's fair. Hobbes as duck: Ok, I'll take the transmogrifer and fix you up right. Calvin as pig: Why you!! Gimme that gun! Hobbes as monkey: An insult! This is worse than before!! Calvin as owl: Great. Just great. Which of us is Calvin and which is Hobbes now? Hobbes as monster: Well, I hope Calvin is you, because his Mom's going to have a fit when she sees this.
Owls well that ends well.