Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 12, 1988

Transcript:

Calvin: Ok. We're tigers. We're out in the wilderness, teach me how to survive. Let's say we're hiding up in a tree. Our keen tiger eyes and noses detect some prey nearby, what do we do? Hobbes: I suppose it would depend on what kind of prey it was. Calvin: I don't care, pick something. Hobbes: Well, if it's a box of rigatoni noodles, first you would go put on some water...