Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 30, 1989
Transcript:
Hobbes: Wow, you've made a lot of snowmen today! Calvin: Yep, They're effigies. Each one represents someone I hate. When the sun comes out, I'll watch their features slowly mely down their dripping bodies until they're nothing but noses and eyes floating in pools of water. Hobbes: I wasn't aware you even knew this many people. Calvin: The ones I really hate are small, so they'll go faster.
No, no, no, Calvin! You make the ones you REALLY hate BIGGER, so that they suffer longer!