Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 07, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: So first I got in trouble for not paying attention in class and for turning in a last-minute insect collection, which I got a "D-minus-minus" on. Then I got in trouble for getting Susie in trouble when I wanted her to help me fudge the project. Then I get in trouble when I told Mom, and then I got in trouble again when she told Dad! I've been in hot water ever since I got up? Hobbes: Wow. I'll bet all this makes you get your book report finished right on time. Calvin: My what?
The thing that surprises me is that he didn’t find a single ant hill in time