Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 03, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: (Writing to Santa) (Dear Santa, How are you? Well, enough chit chat. Let's get down to business. This year I want..) Calvin: Will you drive to work and fax my Christmas list to Santa? Hobbes: That's a big envelope. Are you mailing a book? Calvin: This is my Christmas list. Can you believe this is costing me $2.40 to send? Hobbes: Yes. Calvin: Well, at this price all I can say is that Santa had better read it darn carefully. Last year I didn't get half of what wanted. Hobbes: Have you behaved any better this year? Calvin: It depends on how you...Hey, just what are you insinuating?! Why, I'll have you know I've been a veritable angel this year, just like always! Hobbes: In that case, we can have a cookout with your stocking contents. Calvin: Don't get smart, Bub, or I'll wallop you on the 26th. Hobbes: Did you put anything on your list for me? Calvin: What, and pay more postage? This package is breaking my arms already! Go write your own list! Hobbes: Tidings of comfort and joy to you too. Calvin: Look, it's every man for himself in this world. Now give me a boost, will ya?
bhillianthe about 14 years ago
yeah Hobbes that was mean
pirahna_zentian almost 14 years ago
i dont like hobbes anyway
bkmgenx over 12 years ago
MUCHAS SMOOCHES??
Cryjan over 11 years ago
The description does not fit this strip or script. Unfortunately I cannot find the strip that matches the description. Does anyone know how I can find it? The one where Calvin wants Hobbes to give him a boost so he can reach the mailbox to mail his letter to Santa.
Xalder almost 10 years ago
I don’t need you, except for when I do.
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
T’is the Season.
bmonk over 8 years ago
Bah, “humbug!”
The Shadow Ninja over 8 years ago
More like veritable devil.
CatDefender over 1 year ago
So Calvin’s going to get hamburgers and hot dogs for Christmas?
alexzinuro 27 days ago
In 1986, Calvin could’ve written something like,
“Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year, my tiger friend Hobbes and I would each like a M. A. S. K. (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) toy—Rhino for me, and Outlaw for him.
Thanks,
Calvin"