Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 27, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Mr. Lockjaw? I'm Calvin. I'm supposed to be on team five now. Mr. Lockjaw: Oh yes, you're the one who signed up late. Hmm...ok, you go play left field. Calvin: Left field. Ok, I know that. Let's see, if I'm here, then left field would be... Mr. Lockjaw: That way. Play deep left field. Calvin: I guess this is pretty deep.
This is one of those teams with about seven kids in the outfield? Short Center, Center, Left, Right, Deep Center, Deep Right, and Deep Left, where the kid with no skills can do the least harm.