Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 31, 1990
Transcript:
Dad: "Once upon a time there was..." Calvin: Hold it. This story doesn't have any shoot-ups in it, does it? Dad: You mean guns? No. Calvin: Any violence at all? Dad: Um...not really. Calvin: Any references to satanism? Any profanity? Any car chases? Any lewd parts? Dad: Of course not! Calvin: What makes you think I'll like this?
Satanism and lewd parts?.. I think you should grow a bit Calvin.