Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 13, 1990

Transcript:

Calvin: This whole business of Santa rewarding good kids and neglecting bad kids really bugs me. ...Not that I have anything to worry about, of course. Hobbes: A paragon of virtue, that's you. Calvin: Right! But see, there are certain things a good kid could do that might look bad in a certain light, if one didn't consider all the mitigating circumstances. Hobbes: Like keeping incontinent toad in your mom's sweater drawer? Calvin: Exactly. If I was being raised in a better enviroment, I wouldn't do things like that.