Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 18, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Ok, here's our strategy: when we get to the North Pole, we tell Santa that I've been the victim of malicious slanders by my enemies, and we're appealing to him for justice. We say that I'm really a good kid...a good kid with a good heart! We say I'm good, good, good from the moment I get up until...Hey! There's Susie! Hobbes: ...Until the moment a thought enters your head. Calvin: I don't think she saw us! Quick, pack some slushballs!
Little did Calvin consider Santa might just ask Hobbes about his deeds.