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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 06, 1991
May 05, 1991
May 07, 1991
Transcript:
TV: "Oh, Mary, you look RAVISHING in that skimpy negligee!" TV: "Mmm...darling, don't you wish we were married?" "But we ARE! ...Or did you mean to each other?" TV: "I've got to have you! Let's murder our spouses!" "MURDER?! ...You sick animals! I love it when you talk that way! Come here!" Calvin: "Sometimes I think I learn more when I stay home from school"
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