Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 30, 1991

Transcript:

Calvin: "We are a fierce and dirty band of cutthroat pirates!" Calvin: "Keep a sharp lookout, matey. We want no sissy girls on our ship!" Hobbes: "We don't LIKE girls?" Calvin: "Of course not, dummy! We're a murderous bunch of pirates, remember?!" Hobbes: "Who do we smooch then?"