Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 12, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin: Everybody I know has either cable tv or VCR! They can watch anything they want! But me, I have to watch dumb ol' summer repeats! I have to watch the same garbage over and over! Dad: How cruelly we mistreat you, Calvin. Calvin: ....So then he gave me 'Oliver Twist' to read and said I might identify with it. Hobbes: Rats...and 'Sorority Row Horror' is on cable tonight.
You know what’s a thousand times better than cable? Having a best friend to play with.