Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 14, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: My horoscope says, "Turn-about means circumstances in your favor. Assert views in confident manner. Lunar cycle high, many of your key policies will be implemented." Isn't that great? Today I'm fated to get my way! The heavens decree it! Hobbes: So what are your "key policies"? Calvin: First, obviously, is "don't do homework." C'mon, let's go out and play! Hobbes: Here comes your mom and it looks like she has a bone to pick with the moon. Calvin: Ha! Watch me assert my views in a confident manner!
Calvin may have forgotten to check Mom’s horoscope for assurance.